Happy Friday!

Ha - I know it's only Thursday, I'm not that blonde; however, I took tomorrow off work, so it is my Friday! WOOHOO!

I really have nothing remotely interesting to say, so I hope everyone has a great and safe Memorial Day weekend. I will be enjoying some much needed rest & relaxation, probably some drinking too. Then I am spending Sunday with my favorite guy - hopefully he won't make me watch cartoons the whole time. And, since I am so boring, I leave you with another bad joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"

Until next time -
~Shel

A Bad Joke

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.


As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Have a good week!

Until next time -
~Shel