Long Weekend!!

That's right, I am taking a long weekend. No work for me tomorrow, well almost. I was taking the day off, but I have to go in for a few minutes in the afternoon tomorrow. I know, I'm pathetic. I fully admit I am a workaholic.

I am so excited for this weekend, but I am a little sad... Labor Day weekend signifies the end of summer and I am not ready for the end of summer... It seems that summer just started, where did it go? My niece has her first official day of kindergarten tomorrow. I cannot imagine how her parents are handling this, 'cause I think I would be inconsolable.

My big plans for the long weekend? Clean. I have been in a strange purging phase in my apartment. I have already done the kitchen and bathroom. I really need to finish the rest of the place. My place is roughly the size of most people's living room, so you would think it would not take a lot to purge and clean it, but I have three and a half years of built up junk here. I'm trying to simplify my life, starting with my apartment. We'll see how that goes. I would make a pretty sad homemaker - a domestic person I am not.

Once I'm done or sick of cleaning I will probably try to catch a movie or two. There are a couple out that I would really like to see. I also have a huge pile of 'to be read' books. Some from the library, so I should read those so other people can enjoy them too!

Oh and the new season of tv is coming! Is there anything good coming out this fall? I missed Heroes last year because my dvr broke and by the time I got it fixed I had missed a few episodes. Other than that, I have no idea what I will be watching this fall. Well, except Smallville, that Superman is hot!

Well, I'm going to get a jump start on that cleaning.

Until next time -

~Shel

A Very Good Day

Today has been a very good day. The best day I have had in a while. So, forgive me if for my brevity - I need to go celebrate.

Over the weekend I saw I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry with little sister and my sister-in-law (often my partner in crime). I preface this by saying I love all things that make me laugh. I laugh as often as possible and sometimes for no reason at all. That being said, I laughed my arse off at Chuck & Larry. It is a stupid, silly, sometimes nearly offensive Adam Sandler movie. I liked it better than most of his recent comedies, but it was not nearly as good as Happy Gilmore (can he ever top Happy Gilmore? I don't think so). There are some excellent quotes in this movie and Dan Aykroyd as the fire chief - fantastic choice. One of the things I love about Sandler's movies are that the same group of guys are in all of them, no matter how brief the appearance and they were all accounted for in this one too. Oh & Ving Rhames has a hilarious part as well. I warn you, this movie is not for everyone, but if you want a laugh - go for it.

The trip was otherwise uneventful, just hanging out with the fam. I hope everyone had a great weekend.

Until next time -

~Shel

Free Willy!!

A little Friday fun - this is amazing video!

I had a big hearing this week, which turned out much better than I anticipated, even though I lost - which I knew I would. It was kind of freeing knowing that no matter what I said or what evidence I presented that I was going to lose... it gave the me chance to hone my skills. At least that's what my small non-competitive side is telling me. The competitive side is beyond pissed that I lost a hearing that I so should have won.

Beyond that hearing, there's not much that would interest folks reading this (if anyone is). Little sister is turning 16 in about a week *shudder*, so I will be heading to hometown for a couple of days this weekend. I've promised her a movie or something to celebrate. I think we might see I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, which I totally want to see. I love Adam Sandler and Kevin James was funny as hell in Hitch. I've also packed some books to read this weekend. Mom has a new pool & deck, so maybe I'll get some quality lounging/reading time in.

Until next time - try not to get overturned by any Orcas.

~S

Insight

Have you ever had a moment of insight, where things suddenly made a kind of sense they didn't before? I haven't but I'm hoping to someday. I am completely and utterly confused by life and people. It all boggles the mind.

I'm off to fight a losing battle, with a judge that completely disregards the law. Should be fun.

Until next time -
~Shel

What is it about Friday afternoons that makes me want to go home and take a nap? I remember in the not so distant past when Friday afternoon couldn't come soon enough, because that meant we were that much closer to Friday night fun. Man, I am getting old.

This has been a hectic week with forged documents, crazy coots with leprechauns breaking into their houses, and irritating lawyers. I am ready for the weekend. Seriously, someone thought leprechauns were breaking into their house - I think someone needs stronger medication... Or perhaps the medication is already too strong. Either way, medication should be involved.

I saw the Bourne Ultimatum last weekend. It did not disappoint. I think the 2nd is still my favorite, but 3 was pretty cool. Great chase scenes and kick-butt action, just what you would expect from Jason Bourne. I do not know if they will endeavor to do a 4th movie, but I'm there if they do. I still need to see Die Hard, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and Stardust. Maybe I will see one this weekend.

It's about time to turn in the briefs and get the heck out of the office, so until next time.

Shel

Psych, I defy you not to laugh

I've mentioned Psych before, but I wanted to revisit the topic, because those of you not watching this show are seriously missing out on high quality hilarity. Psych is a comedy/mystery show on USA.

Synopsis:

The star of the show is Shawn Spencer. Shawn's father was a police officer who drilled powers of observation and deduction into his son through testing and exercises, such as making Shawn prove he observed how many people were wearing hats when they walked into a restaurant before Shawn could have desert. The father (played by Corbin Bernsen) wanted Shawn to become a police officer. Much to Dad's chagrin, Shawn prefers to float through life, never taking anything too seriously. One of the ways Shawn makes money is by watching the news and then making anonymous tips to the police to solve crimes.

Unfortunately, Shawn does this one too many times and the locals think Shawn must be in on the crimes to have this insider information. About to be thrown into the slammer, Shawn explains that he is a psychic and that is how he gets the information. The Chief of police then tests Shawn by hiring him as a psychic on a case-by-case basis. Once this happens, Shawn turns to his best friend Gus, a pharmacology salesman to help him. Together they open Psych, a psychic detective agency.

This show is original, hilarious and brilliant. USA hit the jackpot for cast chemistry with these people. The guy who plays Detective Lassiter, Shawn's main nemesis, has such a dry sense of humor, Shawn is a lovable wacko and Gus is his perfect straight man. The entire cast plays so well off each other. I honestly do not think I have belly laughed at any other comedy the way I do this one. AND it's an hour long comedy to boot. The story lines and situations are so creative and funny. Shawn pretending to channel a cat, impersonating doctors at a vet clinic (which I know is a personal favorite of Belinda's). Murder at a spelling bee competition. This year they ripped off American Idol and watching the two main characters perform (with Gus dressed as Michael Jackson) - damn, comedy just does not get much better. The shows website is:

http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/

The show is full of inspired 80's references and jokes. In the last episode Shawn was trying to figure out who shot a spitball at their 5th grade teacher - he had a second spitter theory. To aid in his investigation he bought a row of lockers on ebay. He decorated his and Gus' lockers with a pictures of Crocket and Tubs.

At the end of each episode they do "psych-outs" which usually involves cast members singing, dancing or otherwise acting silly. They also have a couple of short webisodes. The first season was also just released on dvd. I cannot explain to you how funny this show is, watch an episode, I dare you not to laugh. I double dog dare you. Ha, try to wuss out on that one! Seriously, words cannot do it justice. Just watch!

'til next time -

Shel

Check Out this Site

Today I have been hugged by weird people, yelled at and nearly had heat stroke running around the City in a suit. So, when I clicked on the following link, I just about wet myself...

http://www.alohamrhand.com/

It's so wrong, but damn, its funny!

Enjoy -

Shel

Silly Fun

If you are having one of those days and just want to stop thinking for a few minutes, might I suggest the following website:

http://www.u-starvin.com/micromaniac/

End with the eggs, it's worth it.

Hugs & Kisses,

Shel

Drugged Up, Gods, thieves and psychics, oh my...

My advice for the day, never take Tylenol P.M. when you cannot be home to sleep... I've had a toothache for the last two days. This afternoon it was so bad that I took what I thought was regular tylenol. About 1/2 hour ago I thought I was going to fall asleep at my desk, so I looked at the bottle and behold the power of tylenol pm. I must have grabbed the wrong bottle this morning. I may take a nap at my desk... excuse me if I snore.

So, in my attempt to stay awake:
Hot Fuzz came out on DVD this week. I used my free rental from Blockbuster for it! WOOHOO! I am going to watch it this weekend.

As for books - I finally finished The Titan's Curse by Rick Riordan this week. This is a series of young adult books about a kid named Percy Jackson who finds out he is the son of Poseidon and that the Greek Gods are alive and well living in America. The story is that the Olympians follow western civilization. Around the time of WWII, the big three (Zeus, Poseidon & Hades) make a pact not to father anymore children with mortals because the demigods are unpredictable and cause trouble. It is insinuated that many of the famous or infamous people throughout history were actually demigods. Well, leave it to those rascally gods to break their deal, both Zeus and Poseidon father a child after the pact, Percy and Thalia.

Demigods, like Percy, fight the monsters of mythology that do not actually die, but if defeated in battle disappear for a while to return again when they are strong enough. These monsters can sniff out the demigods, so the demigods are sent to Camp Half-Blood to train and/or live there year round to escape the monsters. When Percy finds out he is a demigod, he is sent to Camp to train. When Poseidon claims Percy as his son, Zeus is outraged because of a prediction from the Oracle that a child of the big three would make a decision that could destroy all of the Olympians when that child turns 16. Another plot line is that Kronos, the king of the Titan's is trying to find a way to regain control of the world and destroy the Olympians.

It sounds weird, but it is a fun series. It's no Harry Potter, but I like it. There are three books in the series so far: The Lightening Thief, The Sea of Monsters and The Titan's Curse.

I also read Queen of Babble in the Big City, by Meg Cabot which is the sequel to Queen of Babble. It was o.k. The first one was better. The heroine's babble got on my nerves a bit. Probably because I babble enough on my own. Now I am reading the third book in The Retriever's Series by Laura Anne Gilman, Bring It On. It's about Wren, a magical Retriever - basically a thief for hire who uses her magic to retrieve items stolen from her clients.

As for other entertainment - Eureka, the SciFi channel series is back for its second season. I watched the first four episodes of the season the other night and it is just as wacky as the first season, plus the guy who plays the sheriff is hot. Also, one of my favorite shows, Psych (USA channel) is back for the second season. I LOVE this show. It is hilarious. If you haven't seen it yet, definitely check it out.

O.k. that's all I have for today. I'm thinking I may take that nap now. Keep on rockin' in the free world or something like that...

Shel